The Adam & Symon Show
Two mates were chatting. One of them said, ”We should do a podcast!”. Adam and Symon heard those guys talking and thought WE should do a podcast. We talk tall tales, take tangents and will try to save the world - one trivial problem at a time. New episode each Tuesday/Wayne and Thursday/Wendy!
Episodes
Monday Jun 24, 2019
Monday Jun 24, 2019
Don't be late to Life Education 'cos report time is coming up and Prof. Densten doesn't have time for your excuses (03:35).Symon tries to blame Adam and Show for something that they're not even remotely responsible for (16:35).Then it's time for a Not The Weekly Update – starring the Cola Challenge and Show reviewing 'Cars' – that will go straight into the Not The Weekly Update Hall of Fame when it is created in 30 years' time. (26:20)Subscribe, rate the show⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell your friends and drink heaps of different colas in case you are ever embroiled in a Cola Challenge of your own.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday Jun 17, 2019
Monday Jun 17, 2019
If you're listening to this, it's probably too late.But hopefully it's not! Ultimately, you won't find out until next Wayne. This week we begin in the pitch dark before there's some strange noises outside and you'll have to take our word for it – it was pretty terrifying.Adam kicks things off by telling us about his relationship with the herp (03:00) and Symon needs some guidance with an ettiquette-related issue (09:10).The News returns (with the first butchered intro) (15:50) and Not The Weekly Update begins with a reply (!!!) from the worst Whack-A-Mole sellers on Planet Earth (30:50).Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and leave a review to reminisce about the good times because (as previously stated) this show is basically over now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday Jun 10, 2019
Monday Jun 10, 2019
Symon went to an Apple store this week (twice) in an exceptional example of how to get your mitts on a brand new iPhone (02:35). Then, we go to a palm tree in the desert to hear why Burger King is in the news (16:05)... and it turns out Symon has a bizarre allergy that barely makes sense and nobody knew about? (23:20)Adam premieres a new segment called 'Mildly Inconvenient... with Adam' (27:30) before we wrap things up with Not The Weekly Update (32:55).Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and let us know if you're #TeamAdam or #TeamLetMeParkWhereverIWantItDoesntAffectYou!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday Jun 03, 2019
Monday Jun 03, 2019
We begin this week with the real etiquette for cheersing (spoiler alert: you've probably been doing it wrong) and then Symon's workmate has experienced every mother's nightmare. Then the news is pretty gross but we wouldn't be doing our job as a reputable news source if we didn't share it.Not The Weekly Update is back with a Lady Mavs update and some delicious micro-influencing.Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and start cooking some more pastries/desserts for us to praise/eat.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tuesday May 28, 2019
Tuesday May 28, 2019
This week, in first period you've got Life Education with Prof. Densten - so we hope you've done your homework (02:40). We've got further evidence that Keanu Reeves is the best bloke in the world in the news (16:50) and Not The Weekly Update returns (30:05).Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and let us know what topics you want Prof. Densten to cover in next week's class! Or leave him a message of support for how good he is at picking topics on his own.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday May 20, 2019
Monday May 20, 2019
Just days after another riveting election, we've got an #ElectionHack that you'll want to remember for 2022 (02:35). Adam's still getting Uber Pools (with mixed results) (11:55) and we're back with loosely farm-related news (23:40) and Not The Weekly Update! (33:20)Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and start planning where you're going to vote in the 2022 election.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday May 13, 2019
Monday May 13, 2019
Double digits! 10 episodes! This week Adam went for a risky ride through town (02:25) and it's long overdue (this cannot be disputed) but Show (finally) gets a segment for the first time (12:35)! We drop truth bombs re: the world's number one card game. Then, there's news (as per usual) (22:50) and 'Not The Weekly Update'! (34:00)Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and send in some new nicknames for Show cos he's getting really desparate.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tuesday May 07, 2019
Tuesday May 07, 2019
We're back and we want you to meet John McCarious (02:45). After the raging success that was our first guest on the show last week, we've doubled down and are lucky to be joined on the phone by Johnny Anstee (you've probably heard of him) (13:20). Symon's trip to the dentist turns into a guilt trip to the dentist (26:30) and of course Not The Weekly Update is back (37:20).Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and do something heroic like Johnny so we can get you on the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday Apr 29, 2019
Monday Apr 29, 2019
This week, Sym gives a tip on how to park his zippy yet highly unroadworthy car (03:15). We have our FIRST GUEST (!!!) and subsequently adopt a baby (13:45). Our very first sponsor...ship opportunity arises (21:45) and behold the best news sting so far (according to Sym) (27:20).And the latest on the whack-a-mole amongst other ‘Not The Weekly Update’ updates! (33:50)Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and name your baby after something loosely related to the show and you could be our next guest!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday Apr 22, 2019
Monday Apr 22, 2019
What's the best thing about Easter being over? The Adam and Symon Show is back!Symon's got a segment idea that celebrates the best day of the week (02:45), Adam got an unsuprisingly eventful UberPool with his dad (10:45). We also discuss what a bomboniere is (28:10).Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends, nominate your #WayneOfTheWeek and/or discuss naming your unborn child Wayne with your partner.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.