The Adam & Symon Show
Two mates were chatting. One of them said, ”We should do a podcast!”. Adam and Symon heard those guys talking and thought WE should do a podcast. We talk tall tales, take tangents and will try to save the world - one trivial problem at a time. New episode each Tuesday/Wayne and Thursday/Wendy!
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Episodes
Monday Sep 02, 2019
Monday Sep 02, 2019
There's only one way to start your Wayne – and that's with a Life's Simple Pleasure or three (02:10). Then we hear from Harriet, Sensory Lab's number one customer (this is entirely unarguable) (03:40).It's been 30 fast food-free days for Symon and we couldn't be prouder (18:35). Meanwhile, Adam's been going to an (old?) Italian lady's house to learn how to cook, but in turn he's become the proud owner of a highly valuable voucher (28:30).Subscribe, rate the show⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell your friends, steal the PA at your school and go for your absolute life! The gauntlet has been thrown down.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday Aug 26, 2019
Monday Aug 26, 2019
Let's just say the response was overwhelming – so there's only one way to start this Wayne and it's by reading out some of #Life'sSimplePleasures.Prof. Densten is back better than ever with his latest lesson about old money (did somebody say tuppence?) and then one of the all-time great feuds has broken out in a coffee shop in Melbourne and we'll get to the bottom of it in the news.Subscribe, rate the show⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell your friends, then text your number neighbour because we've crunched the numbers and they're most likely not currently a listener (but you can change that).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday Aug 19, 2019
Monday Aug 19, 2019
Adam had a pair of boiled eggs for breakfast (😢) but his loss is our gain, because we're officially hooked on life's simple pleasures and the happiness they bring. (02:40)We have a Whack-A-Mole update and hooboy – #BringBackTheWhack will be trending any minute. (10:45) #WhackIsBackThe Lady Mavs' final game of the season was (unsurprisingly) a raging success (18:10).And we welcome our third guest to the show and he lives with the podcast's number one fan! Adam's Dad Noddy/Phil/Dad is on the blower with a cracking story. (24:30)Subscribe, rate the show⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell your friends, then send us all the life's simple pleasures you can – cos we need the pick-me-up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday Aug 12, 2019
Monday Aug 12, 2019
The Adam & Symon Show is a safe space, so this week Symon comes clean about his addiction. (02:40) Adam's thinking about changing jobs and on the back of his first idea, we personally can't see what could go wrong. (11:40)After weeks of detailed research (some conducted interstate), it's official: Google has been listening. (19:45) The Lady Mavs' debut season is wrapping up and they still might not know who we are, but they continue to play with the full support of the show in. (25:45)And if you've made it this far, we're sorry we saved this week's sting until so late in the show. But Adam's news story more than makes up for it. (33:20)Subscribe, rate the show⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell your friends and do it in the weirdest way possible. Let the competition begin.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday Aug 05, 2019
Monday Aug 05, 2019
It's Episode 22 and you know what that means... we're (self-anointed) adults now so it's time for some changers round 'ere.After days of anticipation (that's putting it kindly) Symon reveals which beautiful melody he hummed at the end of last week's show.Someone out there is making way more Won than us and quite frankly it's time we did something about it.Then Symon gives a full rundown of Avengers Endgame WITHOUT A SINGLE SPOILER! We mean it. Not even one. But still lots of great detail.To wrap things up it's micro-influencing time and Show's extraordinarily generous managers have been out there grinding for him once again.Subscribe, rate the show⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell your friends, then unsubscribe and subscribe again and tell us what we can make our YouTube channel about! We really need the Won.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday Jul 29, 2019
Monday Jul 29, 2019
It's personal hygiene time with Symon but NO JUDGEMENT 'cos we've all been here before (02:10). Then Show resumes his campaign for a nickname that isn't 'Show' to mixed results (09:25).The news is back and shockingly Symon didn't forget to intervene at the start with a sting (18:45). Then we finish the show with Not The Weekly Update and a night cap – and by 'night cap' we mean pronouncing our new favourite German peach-flavoured lolly for five minutes (26:20).Subscribe, rate the show⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell your friends and grab a bag of Pfirsiche next time you're at the servo. You won't regret it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday Jul 22, 2019
Monday Jul 22, 2019
Someone at Symon’s work work straight up went and spoiled the ending of Avengers Endgame... but don't worry, your secret is safe with him (02:00).Symon is getting paranoid that the internet is listening, so we decided it's high time we tried to pull a swifty back on the world wide web (10:30).And the news this week comes with a two-person sting (!!!) and will result in you having a new least favourite animal (19:20).Subscribe, rate the show⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell your friends and try tricking your phone into showing you only A&S Show advertisements.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday Jul 15, 2019
Monday Jul 15, 2019
It's time to polish up on your Social Etiquette and fellas - we're looking at you. (02:10) Adam is comin' in hot with what is easily the best news story ever on this podcast or any website in history (09:30).And not sure if you hear but Adam went to Europe and he's saved his best story for last. Anyone who works in customer service should fast forward through this segment as it will be a tough listen for you (15:45). Then there's a four second Whack-A-Mole update and a special letter from a listener (23:50).Subscribe, rate the show⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell your friends and slide in our DMs with a news story that is better than Adam's (ha good luck).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday Jul 08, 2019
Monday Jul 08, 2019
Adam's string of international feuds conducted over email continues following his sojourn in Europe, with a fresh rivalry with Giulia from Bologna brewing. (04:30)Everyone at work has been ignoring Symon and he doesn't know why (turns out it's been his fault) (17:10) and there's a dinosaur on the move in the NT (not a croc (although crocs are the best dinosaurs)) in another extraordinary news story. (25:25)And you guessed it... Not The Weekly Update is back! (34:45)Subscribe, rate the show⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell your friends and chip in to Adam's GoFundMe page that we've set up to cover the cost of his vandalism in Bologna (URL: www.gofundme.com/AdamIsGuiltyHeNeeds1500EurosPlsHelp)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday Jul 01, 2019
Monday Jul 01, 2019
WOOOO! Europe! Song of Europe! WOOOO!An outrageously jetlagged Adam is back from his #EuroTrip #Europe2019 #Wanderlust and he's here to regale us with some funny and some not so funny stories about his time away.Basically he's come home with a skin condition, a hairy slug on his face and no tales to tell about how good business class is.Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and make a booking at your nearest Flight Centre cos Europe is calling!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.